'USS Enterprise goes in for its pre-sale checkup,it is rumoured that a wealthy businessman has applied for a new space operators certificate,which will give new life to this prestigious space vehicle'
...and finally the latest from "Cruise Industry News",
As the size of cruise ships reaches ever increasing proportions the latest new build from Cunard Line nears completion with an inaugural cruise slated for the new season.
The new Enterprise class of Intergalactic Cruise Liner will carry 5500 passengers and will complete Martian and Venuvian cruises of a weeks duration.
There is currently no truth in the rumour that Cunard are looking at Uranus.
EASYJET OWNER STELLIOS STICKS TWO FINGERS UP AT THE AIRBUS A380
In a statement made earlier today Stellios commented "The Airbus A380?? pfft, i've seen Pigeons bigger than that thing! My new aircraft the Easyjet Enterprise is the ultimate flight experience, and with prices like £4.99 return to the moon, who's to argue with me?"
The Easyjet Enterprise will make its first flight to the moon later this evening.
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