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tigertc
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US Department of National Security
TOP SECRET
All operatives - Area CXX23XX>
Information intercepted 20/03/06 from agent K.
New terror weapon believed to be in form of "Arab half track donkey tank MK1". Hence forth known as The HALF A55.
All operatives should be on high alert for this lethal instrument if terror.
THREAT ASSESSMENT
Speed- Slow Trots.
Main armour- Magnesium impregnated high tensile cardboard. Renault low grade steel.
Weapon- Bean fed Osama donkey.
Payload- Bean gas.
Delivery- Exact details are still incoming. Possesses no long distance threat. This weapon relies on speed. When in the vicinity of large crowds of civilians the operator will endevour to encourage the Bean donkey to gather speed, by shouting in Arabic "MOHALI JIHARDYFARTBOMB". BE ALERT FOR THIS CALL SIGN.
Protective measures- As yet there is no known protection for hideous effects of donkey bean gas.
Agents are on routeto suspected HALF A55 manufacturing plant where they hope to use the "COKC" (CIA Overt Killer Carrot) to lure this most lethal of terror weapons into the open, where they can be safely defused.
Signed
Herbert F Numbnuts
Director of Motherland Security
TOP SECRET
All operatives - Area CXX23XX>
Information intercepted 20/03/06 from agent K.
New terror weapon believed to be in form of "Arab half track donkey tank MK1". Hence forth known as The HALF A55.
All operatives should be on high alert for this lethal instrument if terror.
THREAT ASSESSMENT
Speed- Slow Trots.
Main armour- Magnesium impregnated high tensile cardboard. Renault low grade steel.
Weapon- Bean fed Osama donkey.
Payload- Bean gas.
Delivery- Exact details are still incoming. Possesses no long distance threat. This weapon relies on speed. When in the vicinity of large crowds of civilians the operator will endevour to encourage the Bean donkey to gather speed, by shouting in Arabic "MOHALI JIHARDYFARTBOMB". BE ALERT FOR THIS CALL SIGN.
Protective measures- As yet there is no known protection for hideous effects of donkey bean gas.
Agents are on routeto suspected HALF A55 manufacturing plant where they hope to use the "COKC" (CIA Overt Killer Carrot) to lure this most lethal of terror weapons into the open, where they can be safely defused.
Signed
Herbert F Numbnuts
Director of Motherland Security
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duncan
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Tiggie...you are hired. Signed, Director of comedy programmes. BBC Foreign Affairs Dept. Al Gizeera lost out in bidding.
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rjwood_uk
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i cant top that terry! pure brilliance!!!
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Pogo
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CO2 Emissions cut by 50%. World breathes sigh of relief. Polar icecap safe .
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Pogo
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US backs donkey
CO2 Emissions cut by 50%. World breathes sigh of relief. Polar icecap safe .
CO2 Emissions cut by 50%. World breathes sigh of relief. Polar icecap safe .
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noobee captain
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The updated version of the Sinclair C5 is one horse power
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Uncivil Serpent
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I was told that under certain conditions, control was a bit of a mare!
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new to trains
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reliant unveil their latest supercar on foreign shores...
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5thelement
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Fiat 126 wins first race ever in the Iraqi drag race championships.
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roop298
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Why are you guys laughing. This is Kabuls version of Santa Pod. A fiat 127 against a donkey powered convertible?
My money's on the nag.
My money's on the nag.
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Bluewavestudios
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My money nearly went with the Nag but fortunately we weren't married when we split up.........OOOPS !!! :D
Mark.
Mark.