reminds me of another story i was told by an RAF pilot.
I was doing a disco long time ago at RAF Linton. A bunch of pilots had just passed out and a celebratory party was being held. I got talking to a guy who had just come back from Kuwait and he was tellng me what i thought at the time was serious (and probably was). Apparently American Pilots were given certain orders about flying heights. The briefings went something like this
Flight Officer "Todays sorte is over an airfield and fuel depot outside bagdad, we must try and keep to 6000 feet, try not to go below 4000 feet only if absolutely necessary will we go below 2000 feet. And under NO circumstances go below 200 feet."
Pilot "Sir, why cant we fly below 6000 feet?
Officer "Because we risk running into Iraqi ground to air missiles, son"
Pilot"Thankyou sir,if you dont imind me asking, why cant we go below 4000 feet sir?"
Officer" Thats because we run the risk of running into Iraqi flak son"
Pilot "Thankyou sir, So what about 2000 feet sir?
Officer" Son, at 2000 feet we risk running into Iraqi small arms fire"
Pilot"Thankyou sir, So what about 200 feet sir?"
Officer " SON, you really don't wanna go below 200 feet!"
Pilot "But why sir, RPG's, rocks, stones...why not sir?"
Officer "Son, we risk running into the RAF"