How many people can you fit on a Typhoon?

[Alan 45]

Scientists have found a parallel universe where planes colect people .

 

[spanner570]

"OK, you whimps, you can come down now....The Station Commander has caught the mouse!"

 

[peterairfix]

BAs new economy class

 

[eddiesolo]

"Righto chaps, the reason I have got you all to sit on this aircraft is thus...the bloody engine doesn't work, so we are going to have a go at a spot of synchronised flapping to see if we can get this kite off the ground and into the blue." "I know you may think this a tad silly, but there is a war on and we must all look silly at times...*twirls moustache*...jolly good, over to you Wing Commander!"

Si

 

[Ian M]

You know Barry I don't think this new game of musical planes will catch on !

Shouldn't that be "I don't think this new Game 'musical planes' will ever take off"

How about, "What wally put that keep off the grass sign on the runway?

Ian M

 

[0ne48thtel]

When I said get behind the prop I meant in the squadron rugby match

 

[Alan 45]

Oooo Ian that was bad but good recovery