Light relief anyone?

[spanner570]

Time we had a caption......so here just for fun, let's be having some captions to go with this bit of messing about wot I 'ave just 'ad!

Ron

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[Fenlander]

Vy do I av to zit up heres doing ze 'toot, toot'? Ze smoke goes up my back and makes my vite jacket grimy. And Votch vot you are doing with zat barrel. Zis is the last time I visit zis theme park vis you lot, zis is no fun.

 

[Ian M]

Nien! I zay I must zit on ze LOCUM! Dumkopff! Dis ist en LOCO!

OR

Godt Fritz, blast ze vistle before he ist hoppenzig af!

 

[m1ks]

Zo, it appears zat our new shrinkink ray vorks!, Ze allies vill not know vat hit zem, ahahahhhahahaahahahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaa (cue extended maniacal laughter)

 

[john]

I didn't know so many people here was so fluent in German :wink:

 

[dpbarry]

NO Hans.

Zat won't cure piles

 

[treyzx10r]

Hans does zis loco make my butt look big?

 

[m1ks]

Gott in himmel, how many times heinrich, ja, you are a brilliant engineer but how many times must ve tell you?, ve vork in inches dammit, not centimetres, nein, zis simply vill not do, now get down from zere und stop arsink around man.

 

[m1ks]

I say, you chaps in the white uniforms there!, could you possibly help me?, my names Nigel and i'd gotten all spiffed up for this fancy dress ball tarquin's hosting then decided to have a run round the garden on my toy train and appear to have taken a wrong turning, I know theres a war on or some such dashed sillines so i'll understand if you're busy.

I'm sorry I don't quite understand what you're saying there old boy, my, that is a very shiny gun yes, could you please not poke me with it, theres a good chap.

 

[Gomer Pyle]

Diz "lebensraum" hier in Rooslant" seems smaller, than in ze recrootment brochuren.

/Daniel

 

[Wilko]

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[0ne48thtel]

Hmmmmm zis moscow express iz shmaller zan ve ver first lead to believe Yah

 

[peterairfix]

Duuuuuuuccck!!!!!?

 

[0ne48thtel]

Come on and do the locomotion with me

 

[downscale model art]

hans, its a model........ffsake take your citalapram

 

[Willi262]

Und wir sind dann Helden, für einen tag...