New Caption competition

[Bluewavestudios]

Seeing as we haven't had one for a while, thought I would post this one up for a bit of fun.

All credits for the Pic go to Tansed as this pic is from his build of the Apache on this Forum. I saw this one and thought it would be perfect for a caption comp.

Ok Here's the pic :

Let's see what you can come up with

Regards.........Mark

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[Bluewavestudios]

and here's my attempt:

DEFENCE CUTS & RISING FUEL COSTS IS NOW HAVING A SERIOUS IMPACT ON MILITARY TRAINING

Mark :D

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[tag]

If he does that with that f$**&+g paint brush again I swear I will kill him!!!!

 

[new to trains]

nato's latest generation of stealth paints were proving to be a big success on military hardware

 

[JT Fox]

Do you want egg fried or boiled rice with yours.

Cheers JTF

 

[tag]

OR

I hate doing these recruiting posters they make pose like dummies

 

[Bunkerbarge]

What do you wanna do?

I dunno, what do you wanna to do?

Now don't start that again!

 

[backonthecase]

"OK who's idea was it to sit on this sticky rock? Now we're screwed!"

 

[tag]

Or;

You know sometimes I would like to be in front and I wish we could get rid of these dowdy Green suits; I think Pink would look pretty

 

[wonwinglo]

It would be so nice to be a real pilot,or 'What do you want to be when you grow up ?'

 

[adzam]

"Tango charlie , we have a fine tipped brush at 3 o`clock , confirm ? over" , "roger,desk patrol proceed with caution, over"

 

[Spyderman_uk]

How long have we got to sit here before the plane is ready?

It took him three months to paint us!

 

[tansed]

hahah all the captions are great have to do one myself

 

[peter22]

I'm sure we parked it over there - do you think it's been impounded

 

[jimpman120]

- so whats goin on, why are we not going up?

- S.N.A.F.U.

- .......... ohh .... bummer.

 

[jspitza]

"Your putty or mine sweetie"?

 

[tansed]

caption

said id give it ago haha

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[viperstickbomb]

At the MOD aircraft training ground

MOD staff "You are now sat in the new harrier jump jet DO NOT MESS WITH THE CONTROLS"

Pilots "But this is just a bench"

MOD staff "Well due to cutbacks we can't afford a real one to train you in"

 

[tag]

Or

Bloody hell these new stealth paints are good

Ok I give up where is it

 

[subzero]

Ok,

lets try again,

" where did you THINK you parked it ? "

Regards Sub.