Time to be silly....again !!

[spanner570]

O.K. boys and girls, lets have some words of inspiration for this please.

With apologies to folks 'wot don't like this sort of thing on a modelling site.

But they are models and this forum seldom pops up and it is only for a bit of fun....

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[yak face]

The morning after

"oooh! me head! i knew i shouldnt have had that much schnapps last night, AND ive lost me hat and somethings not right about this tank either! Ill never drink again!"

 

[Fenlander]

There was nothing on the label to say I shouldn't wash it at 60 degrees!!!!!!!

 

[Ian M]

Thats the last time I drink some thing call "drink me!!"

OR

Klaus was last seen crying in his hands after failing the tank comandant test for the new mini tank division!

 

[Dingbat]

The armys new way of dealing with stress.Is to have a little tank.(think about it).

or

Oh deary me i seem to have locked myself out again.

or

1 2 3 4, coming ready or not.

or

When i said mount up that is not what i ment.

 

[spanner570]

"Will someone please turn Radio 1 OFF!!!"

 

[noble]

When i asked for a porche convertible this is not what i meant.....DOH.

 

[spanner570]

"Cry all you want, but we are not coming out to shake hands with a 12ft. high soldier, so clear off !"

My turn to get me coat!

 

[Flying Scottiedog]

I know i should have gone to spec savers, i would have got a free second pair.

 

[dbanbery]

"The literal take on the decision to downsize the french armour divisions for Operation Barbarossa was not well received by the german soldiers"

"Unfortunately the term "Pocket Panzer" didnt catch on in Poland"

"Germany's Outsourcing of Panther production to Japan produced unexpected results"

 

[Wilko]

Seriously!.....I know these things are cramped, but this is taking the p**s

 

[rickoshea52]

Somebody in the German defence ministry doesn't quite understand the term "cuts to the size of tank regiments".

 

[Alan 45]

Now I've heard of a pocket battleship but this is ridiculous

 

[Gern]

I said 1/48, not 1/4!

Gern

 

[Alan 45]

Breaking news ! Problems arose today when Germany's tallest man joined the army !

 

[PaulTRose]

'bugger!.....left the tank out in the rain and its shrunk'

 

[Adrian "Marvel" Reynolds]

"What you mean there's no season 6 Robot wars!!!! "

 

[Wilko]

Arrgghhh, where's the button that inflates this thing to fullsize???

 

[peterairfix]

I know were going in for smaller armies nowadays but this is ridicules!!?

 

[Willi262]

I don't understand, what does she mean "I'm too big?"