I had thought of maybe taking this to Cosford if they got a 'Novelty' section in their competition.
If I did, the title would be:
"Where is he? I'll kill the b****r!"
Why?
"Dad! Dad! Come and look what this man's made!
Hey dad! Come and look! Over here dad! Come on dad!"
"What am I supposed to look at son?"
"Look at that great big space tank dad! The man made it from an old Hoover, dad!
Go on dad! You could do that, dad! Just like building your models dad!
Will you make me one, dad?
Go on, dad! Please dad!
Go on dad! You make lots of things and mum's got an old Hoover in the garage you could use!
Go on dad! I know mum was only going to throw it away!
Go on dad! You could make one of those 'cos you're ever so good at making tanks dad!
Go on dad! Make me one please! Please dad!
Go on dad! You got that big box of bits you could use for the guns and things!
Go on dad! I need one to go with all my spacemen, dad!
Go on dad! It wouldn't take you long!
Go on dad! Will you dad? Please dad?
Go on dad ..........."
