Dear H.H.
I have looked into the history of your '
Rigging Troop' and would suggest you refrain from writing to me in such an inflammatory fashion.
Why? Because I have discovered that your dance troop is merely a cover for selling rope to, shall I write, dubious 'customers'
I am in possession of requests to you for the supply of various cords etc. from Cynthia Payne, Linda Lovelace, various t.v. celebrities and members of our Government.
So if you continue with this harassment, I will go to the papers with the aforementioned receipts.
What I do with my
rigging in the privacy of my own home is my own business, not yours!
As an aside, do you know of a specialist knot undo'er? Me and the bride were practicing tying a quick release, double half hitch with single reef knot last night and I'm afraid it didn't quick release! I can't use the phone to contact my son to come and undo us. The wife said "Don't you dare!" No sense of fun.....
Anyway, if you could send someone around to my place? I would be really glad to bond with them.
Yours, (Typing with my nose)
Pinocchio Ropeeo
Chris. She'll be in a rough sea, so no need for anything below.