Airborne01
SMF Supporter
The best complement to both haggis and M.....e is Napalm - and lots of it!
Steve
Steve
Gern, I think Gru is now very busy acting as Italian Minister of Defence! LOL!Chris - I had indeed thought of asking Idu and his gang to help, but unfortunately his bestest mate Ron is a supporter of the dreaded M - even though he has to adulterate it with other foodstuffs. As the whole operation is so critical to the well-being of mankind, I can't risk the location of our secret base getting out.
I had also thought of asking Gru and his minions but he is busy plotting his next robbery and I don't think I could control his minions without him. I suppose I could ask Dr Nefario, but I have a strong suspicion that he and Herr Professor Doktor Mindbender would not play nicely together!
One excellent structure, young Dave. Nice one!
Sorry, but I can't release Idu and the lads - even if I wanted to.
They are about to embark on a new venture.....
Oh goody! Does that mean we have another Ron special to look forward to?
Jim them old codgers can Boo an hiss all they like as it wont make a bit of differnce lol an ALL YOU Moron agents will all go down the tube with your big M LOLView attachment 486004
MORON will prevail against this terrible attack on one of our Nation's treasures.
Sir , How dare you insult Matron.Matron building a death ray machine ha haha NEVER she's a NHS NURSE not an eletricain an i bet it will blow up first go hahaha to build these maceines you need to have big brain like the doc mindbender So as Garry said round no 2 hahahaha
You'll all look perdy annoyed when a huge dollop of 'M' drops on yer beautiful new structure!!!Jim them old codgers can Boo an hiss all they like as it wont make a bit of differnce lol an ALL YOU Moron agents will all go down the tube with your big M LOL
SEE i said matron an her hubby dont know what they are doin with their death ray machine as he has blew him self up an i only hope poor matron doesnt try to turn hers on as she will be a great loss to the forum as ive always had a soft spot for her ( that young matron that is ) as i told you i can be a proper smoothie with her as i gave her compliments on how nice she looked in her new ridicalouse hat lolSir , How dare you insult Matron.
Matron is a fully qualified mechanical engineer and electrician, only taking up nursing after her first husband blew himself up developing
the early death ray machine .
You may think your charms have won Matron over , but being aware of such smoothies as you she has marked your cards .
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This picture was taken in the great haggis hunt of 1930 in Scotland . Notice the building in the top right hand corner , it's Jim's @Jim R .
Haggis farm he mentioned earlier . ( One of the funniest things I have read of here )
well Dough thats the whole idea of a roof as as your dollop of big M did was to just roll an slide off the roof so no damage done forYou'll all look perdy annoyed when a huge dollop of 'M' drops on yer beautiful new structure!!!
One in the bomb sights for MORON!!!! 'Bombs gone', turn right and descend for MDA. (Marmite damage assessment).
(Marmite damage assessment). lol
Once you get your digestive systems sorted ... !Don't listen to the likes of Chris. Dr M and his cronies are trying to destroy our heritage. Where will it stop!! Throughout history decent folk have allowed "The few" to destroy what makes this country great by sitting back and letting it just happen. We have already lost pounds, shillings and pence, video recorders, gas lamps and bobbies on bicycles. I say let our slogan be "Marmite for the masses". Shout it loudly and we will prevail.
WELL SAID Steve that stuff is enough to give you wind an acid indegestion lol an Jim ive still got a video recoder in fact 3 of em an dvd recorder trouble is on tv now nothing worth recordin an thank garwd no M ADVERT LOL an yes keep our mighty britain M FREE LOL like what gern an the proff are tryin to do HAHAHAHAOnce you get your digestive systems sorted ... !
Steve
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